Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(313): View more from Michigan

Culvers...So Good

(313): View more from Michigan

So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.

Fav 3 1127 1384
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome

Fav 11 1962 4398
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(417): View more from Missouri

In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.

Fav 9 3097 1212
share tweet
(574): View more from Indiana

A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

Fav 6 3033 1207
share tweet
27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
Read it at the TFLN blog
(360): View more from Washington

do we own a ladder

(206): View more from Washington

We do not.

(360): View more from Washington

then how am i on the roof

Fav 18 6073 1071
share tweet
(843): View more from South Carolina

May the one with the liver that just won't quit win

Fav 3 1190 775
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(302): View more from Delaware

As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

Fav 4 1967 717
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(256): View more from Alabama

Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.

Fav 3 109 202
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(415): View more from California

Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.

Fav 0 48 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT