Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.