a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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