You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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