By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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