I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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