hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
