so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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