There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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