ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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