HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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