isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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