He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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