All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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