Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
try to milk me bitch
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