I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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