I think I died a long time ago.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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