i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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