I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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