After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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