I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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