well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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