Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
