I hate all girls vehemently.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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