this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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