Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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