I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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