I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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