why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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