Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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