Cold hands, warm shart.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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