is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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