it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think a kid would responsible me up
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
