Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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