If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
