Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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