maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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