Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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