Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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