U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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