butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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