I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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