i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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