Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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