Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
