idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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