I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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