I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
