kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize