Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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