If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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