you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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