I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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