And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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