This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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