Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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