apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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